Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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