Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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