you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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