"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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