This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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