He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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