Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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