need another drink. this is the easiest way
You're completely useless in the revolution.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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