Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
home. puking in laundry basket.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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