Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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