i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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