your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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