is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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