My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Randomize
