He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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