Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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