i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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