In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My bed smells like the plague
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
tell me about the fingering
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