I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Randomize
