Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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