she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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