I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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