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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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