She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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