Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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