Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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