Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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