Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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