how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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