I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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