Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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