I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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