Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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