That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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