The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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