I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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