he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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