I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
did i walk over a car last night?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
