So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
