even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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