Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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