love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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