guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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