Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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