no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize