Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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