well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
