Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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