But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I can't trust your balls anymore.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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