I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
