I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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