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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.

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you make the dick happy, i get you a sammich

Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 17, 10 at 2:11pm

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Maybe it was a cock meat sandwhich.....

Submitted by Jiro117 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:15pm

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This is one of the best written texts I've ever seen on here.

Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 17, 10 at 6:54pm

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Only in the South Carolina upstate is there confusion between sandwiches and pictures of penises.

Submitted by Brave22 on Sep 17, 10 at 2:14pm

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Lmao. Faved. Hilarious.

Submitted by mjo on Sep 17, 10 at 3:25pm

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Lulz

Submitted by kiannalarae on Sep 17, 10 at 1:52pm

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Could of been worse and asked for something that has to do with chocolate

Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 17, 10 at 3:42pm

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Cockwich!

Submitted by patrickm on Sep 17, 10 at 5:56pm

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No it's not lunch meat. It's the other white meat!

Submitted by bustedXLR8R on Sep 17, 10 at 7:37pm

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the gold cock blinds women..... its a gift....

Submitted by barruler87 on Nov 23, 10 at 4:15pm

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Mmm, green eggs and ham.

Submitted by ForTehWin on Sep 17, 10 at 6:01pm

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Just put it inbutween some bread

Submitted by AlexAmazing on Sep 22, 10 at 9:10am

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maybe he was suggesting some ranch?

Submitted by brownthug on Sep 17, 10 at 5:07pm

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Geez, he's just showing you what meat he wants to be in your sandwich! http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 17, 10 at 2:30pm

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He thought you said MANWICH........sorry

Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 7, 11 at 4:49pm

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BITCH THE FUCK. YOU bring ME a damn sammich, this ain't opposite day... The fuck....

Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 20, 10 at 1:21am

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Cocksammich ftw!

Submitted by reZ on Sep 19, 10 at 10:30am

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Love it lol

Submitted by KTHNXBUHBYE on Dec 29, 10 at 9:42am

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Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 17, 10 at 2:11pm

Submitted by Jiro117 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:15pm

Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 17, 10 at 6:54pm

Submitted by Brave22 on Sep 17, 10 at 2:14pm

Submitted by mjo on Sep 17, 10 at 3:25pm

Submitted by kiannalarae on Sep 17, 10 at 1:52pm

Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 17, 10 at 3:42pm

Submitted by patrickm on Sep 17, 10 at 5:56pm

Submitted by bustedXLR8R on Sep 17, 10 at 7:37pm

Submitted by barruler87 on Nov 23, 10 at 4:15pm

Submitted by ForTehWin on Sep 17, 10 at 6:01pm

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Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 7, 11 at 4:49pm

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Submitted by KTHNXBUHBYE on Dec 29, 10 at 9:42am

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