quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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