I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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