Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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